WordPress, hosting, weird networks, and consulting that does not require a lanyard.
we’re terrible
We build practical web things for teams who need the internet to behave.
Stuff we make (less) awful
- WordPress plugins, integrations, and tooling
- A managed WordPress hosting platform, coming soon-ish
- Networking and distributed computing experiments
- Plain-English consulting before the expensive mistake happens
The menu, minus the fake enterprise tiers.
Four ways we make web stuff behave.
We focus on WordPress engineering, managed hosting, networking/distributed systems research, and general consulting for teams who need technical clarity more than another inspirational roadmap rectangle.
WordPress
Plugins and tooling
Custom plugins, admin tools, integrations, workflow fixes, and the kind of WordPress engineering that happens after “surely there is a plugin for that” stops being true.
Hosting
Managed WordPress platform
We are building a managed hosting platform for WordPress. It is coming soon, which in software means “real, but still wearing a hard hat.”
Labs
Networking and distributed systems
We experiment with networking, edge-ish infrastructure, resilient services, distributed computing, and other systems that sound made up until they save you money.
Consulting
General technical help
Architecture review, vendor sanity checks, debugging, planning, migrations, and honest advice before a small technical decision becomes a personality trait.
Portfolio-shaped evidence.
Recent-ish project types.
Plugin build
Custom WordPress behavior without duct-taping twelve plugins together and calling it strategy.
Hosting platform
Managed WordPress hosting work in progress: fewer knobs, better defaults, less ritual suffering.
Network experiments
Prototypes around distributed services, connectivity, routing, and resilient infrastructure.
Consulting cleanup
Audits, migration plans, vendor reviews, and “please tell us what is actually happening” sessions.
How this usually goes.
A process with receipts.
Scope the mess
We figure out what exists, what hurts, what matters, and what can be politely ignored.
Make the thing
Design, build, integrate, test, and explain what changed without hiding behind acronyms.
Hand it over
Launch support, documentation, maintenance options, and fewer surprises than the industry average.
Need help that’s almost competent and only slightly terrible?
Send the problem. We’ll tell you whether it is a plugin, a hosting issue, a distributed systems adventure, a consulting engagement, or a thing best solved by turning it off and pretending it never happened.